Valerie Harris.
Bow chicka.
Okay, so once upon a time there was a girl and her name was Valerie
and she was beautiful and she did a model pose for me so I could pretend
to be a good photographer and I was like, be bow chicka, and she was.
|
|
Samantha Porter.
SamPor.
Hottie McHot Stuff.
Once upon a time there was a girl named Samantha and she was on a
boat and she was looking away, beautifully, so I snapped a picture.
|
|
BenPar//ValHar.
Awh, how sweet, that rhymes.
Once upon a time, Benn and Valerie were on Ellis Island. They were waiting
for the ferry to take them off said island and decided to be models.
As you can see, Benn's modeling skills need some work. Baha.
|
Werdna Nosnibor.
Once upon a time a really geeky kid stuck his face in my camera. Loser.
Okay, maybe I'm just being mean.
Maybe not.
|
Shannie Bananie.
Or Fish Lips.
Once upon a time there was a girl who liked to pretend to be a fish
so she could get hugs.
She was my sister.
Is my sister.
|
|
Sarah
and Shannie.
Once upon a time there were two girls and they were sisters. They liked
to pose for pictures and pretend they loved each other.
The End.
|
